best. scene. ever.
I’m not going to lie, I thought he was going to Mulan his way up and capture the flag
We made a real mine craft cake for my little brother’s birthday - more at http://ift.tt/1a7N3av
Garon Wade and his husband Jamie were prepared for their son in 2012. They were not prepared for what strangers had to say.
- (Cab Driver in Florida directly after getting in) Where’s his mom? (Us) He doesn’t have a mom. (Long Awkward Silence)
- (Cashier at a Surf Shop, see’s just me and my little boy) Oh man, you were given Daddy duty today huh? (Me) It’s Daddy Duty everyday at my house bro. (Confused look)
- Do you think he’ll be more likely to grow up gay? (Me) No. But I’ll love him for whoever he is, so it doesn’t really matter does it?
- (Man on a plane next to me, completely out of nowhere) So did you leave his mom in DC or are you taking the baby to his mom in Florida? (Me) He doesn’t have a mom, he has two Dads. (Complete Silence)
- Are you guys going to tell him he’s adopted one day? (Us) Yea, but I’m pretty sure even if we didn’t, at some point he’d figure that one out right?
- You shouldn’t take babies on planes for the first many months because they get sick right away. (Us). He’s already been on 20 flights. (Silence)
- (Random Guy on the street) Where’s his mom? (Us) She didn’t want him, so I guess that makes us the next best thing.
- (Random Stranger at the grocery store) That baby’s so cute. Does your wife breastfeed? (Me). No he’s got two Dads so we give him formula. (Lady) What??
- (Another Random Lady at the grocery store). That baby is so young. You should NOT be out with him like this at the grocery store! (My husband) Oh I’m sorry are you a pediatrician? (Lady) Excuse me? (Husband) Are you a pediatrician? (Lady) Well, no. (Husband) Then I’m not that interested in what you have to say. My pediatrician said it’s fine to take him out. Have a good one.
- (Yet another Random Stranger) Where’s his mom? (Me) Where’s your mom?
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
he was baked as shit on that liquid luck..
whispered “omelette du fromage” into a girl’s ear today and now she keeps asking if i insulted her in a different language
dogs deserve to live forever
Alright I need some help. I’m a jobless loser and I have absolutely no income other than EBT (which only covers food). I’m running out of money that I’ve earned previously and I really need to send my fursuit head back to the maker for repairs. Shipping alone will probably cost me up to 60 dollars.
So I’m gonna open myself up for 5 dollar sketches. Sorry but I can’t color, and the art will be done traditionally and scanned. If you want to commission a sketch from me pls message me here or Note me on FA via: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cakeness/
You can find samples of my work there and here are a few more that are not uploaded:
(or like if you’d like to donate then my paypal is firstname.lastname@example.org)
Thanks for reading!
I WAS FUCKIN
AND GOD DAMN ENTEI OUT OF NO WHERE
GO HOME ENTEI YOU’RE DRUNK AS FUCK
Bluest Fish I’ve Ever Seen
It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.
"How did someone see me?"